I learn a life lesson before the arrival of Y2012 from the fish I ate at one of the Italian restaurant in Jaya One. I shouldn’t quote the name of the restaurant but the choice of fish they serve and failure to inform the diners of what are the side effects of it leave me with one feeling – H A T E !!!!!
To make it short,
STAY AWAY FROM EATING BUTTERFISH!!!
Read on below here if you would like to know why, but its a disgusting experience I am going to write here. Up to you. Your choice to continue below or leave. Dont say I didnt warn you.
On 31st Dec 2011 I went for a workout at the GYM, I cycle, I Ran, I go for Sauna, and shower and then drink my coffeee while waiting for Hubby to pick me up after his golf session.
When I reached home, I have strong urge to pee, ok pee wasn’t the symptom. I just want to pee. So after I am done and wash I stand up and saw what looks like ‘Orangy Chilli Oil’ in the toilet bowl.. floating. I was alarmed at the sight of it!
First thought: Am I dying? Have I got any disease? OMG on New Year’s Eve?
I touch my ass**** and it felt so oily!!
It smells like very strong Palm Oil that has gone bad. (What would you expect it to smell? Smell Good from your ass****?)
What’s happening?!! I dont feel anything and the liquid just drip out and I dont have stomach pain, feverish nothing!
I quickly clean myself, showered and ran downstair to tell Hubby what happened.
His reply to me was: Smelly Ass.WTF!!
Then I type ORANGY OILY DROPS + DIARRHEA and start googling.
Apparently what I am experiencing was the side effect of consuming the tasty creamy and delicious Butterfish (at the same time I imagined the flashbacks of how much I enjoyed eating the fish that taste like cod fish). Butterfish also known to some as escolar or snake mackerel or white tuna which may show the symptoms of anal leakage after 24-36 hours of consuming this fish because 20-30% of the oily contents from this fish cannot be digested by human thus the ugly experience.
That’s just great!! ’D O N T L A U G H’!!
In some countries this fish was banned, read here/Escolar
Then I start warning my friends and family of the danger of eating butterfish, some of them remarked that the Butterfish Sashimi taste great. Okay probably Sashimi might not gives you anal leakage but a cooked one certainly does.
So on the 1st day of New Year 2012, I wore a very long Sanitary Pad and are very concious of my fart. I also have to stay home so that I dont embarrass myself in public with the oily explosives.
What a ‘Happy’ New Year I’ve got!