The Married Life Conversation Chart

This chart represent the daily conversations I have with my Yeobo (Korean fever again). 

2 years of married life and this is happening.

Things I want to Hear

Everytime I would wonder if Yeobo would whisper romantic word like Sarang Haeyo to me or praise how beautiful I am. Instead all I get was he praising my ability to gain (?) number of kilos in the past 2 years, or him showing how he cares by call me fei chu chu! Aigoo FHL

Things Hubby Share

I think my Yeobo tells me everything, but who knows if he is keeping secret right? Like you didn’t know what a Secret means. Something you cannot tell la!

Bodily Functions

Not only that my Yeobo is so comfortable and happy with me that there is no chance at all he would be embarrassed for sharing with  me everything about his bodily functions  to me. What I meant by bodily functions include conversations like

On normal working day

06:30 AM : Baby I not yet shit wor
10:00 AM : (on messenger) Baby you know? Today I shitted twice!
18:30 PM: Baby I want to shit
20:00 PM: After dinner: My stomach pain I feel like shitting
22:00 PM: Before sleep I think I should shit tomorrow
 

Hunger

On weekends, my Yeobo will ask me this 3 questions.

  1. Whats for Breakfast?
  2. Whats for Lunch?
  3. Whats for Dinner?

Need to say more? the man talks when he is hungry.

Does your Hubby do the same?  or is it just mine.FML