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You asked for it
Posted by blurcheryl in The Husband & Wife Daily on June 9, 2011
(I promise I wont do the slapping anymore)
Tweet How To Kiss
Posted by blurcheryl in The Husband & Wife Daily on June 2, 2011
If I am going to follow Kim Kardashian Step by Step Guide to Kissing a guy:
2) While holding hands, Yeobo got sweaty palm. so before I can wet my lips my palm will be full of sweat. I dont want!!!
3) In order to find an opportunity to be able to stop walking and quickly turn over without have to trip over and successfully kiss on the lips. First I need to avoid people, cannot go to KLCC park because JAKIM is there, cannot kiss in public because haram so maybe have to walk at the alley then yey!
Can stop dy!
Then Kena Robbed!
4) Take him by surprise and all that, I’ll get stare cock by Yeobo followed by ‘What the Fuck is all that about?’
5) Out of the blue, should be on the way to Police Station.
Not a good guide in Asian country like Malaysia to follow Kim Kardashian. Sure fail.
Tweet WOMAN vs MAN
Posted by blurcheryl in Shopping Bag Explode, The Husband & Wife Daily on April 29, 2011
Write this really quick.
I was attending a 2 days course in JW Marriot last week and took the opportunity to meet my best buddy, Wendy for dinner. Before dinner, we decided to window shop, and we walk to Sg Wang Plaza to check out the RM15-25 clothes when I saw the big four letter word S A L E ! I just gamely walk over to look at any simple pendant that I can walk out with just RM100-200 of damage. However I realized that my eyes immediately drawn to the Blue Sapphire pendant they were having promotion.
That’s it!! I am S O L D! I asked for more designs to see and the sales girl show me the more expensive ones with great discount. What happen next was ‘I cant remember clearly’. I think my Hubby should thank Wendy because she drag me out of the shop and asked me think and re-think.
Thanks Wendy, I am getting [This part censored, T & C] from Hubby. The next couple of days has been a hell to Hubby when I can’t stop asking him the same question again and again. I actually woke up middle of the night and whisper in his ear of my desire. Do you believe me? That’s what I plan to do. haha fyi I sleep like a pig!!
See below 2 beautiful charts that I have constructed that shows How Long It Takes For me to Decide to get the Sapphire Pendant and How Long It Takes for Him to give me a reply I wanted to hear.
The Data Collected/ Sample based on:
Men : My Hubby
Women: Mrshomely
Women’s Decision Making Compared to Men in Ratio. How Long It Takes
Women are so efficient!
TweetThe Married Life Conversation Chart
Posted by blurcheryl in The Husband & Wife Daily on January 24, 2011
This chart represent the daily conversations I have with my Yeobo (Korean fever again).
2 years of married life and this is happening.
Things I want to Hear
Everytime I would wonder if Yeobo would whisper romantic word like Sarang Haeyo to me or praise how beautiful I am. Instead all I get was he praising my ability to gain (?) number of kilos in the past 2 years, or him showing how he cares by call me fei chu chu! Aigoo FHL
Things Hubby Share
I think my Yeobo tells me everything, but who knows if he is keeping secret right? Like you didn’t know what a Secret means. Something you cannot tell la!
Bodily Functions
Not only that my Yeobo is so comfortable and happy with me that there is no chance at all he would be embarrassed for sharing with me everything about his bodily functions to me. What I meant by bodily functions include conversations like
On normal working day
06:30 AM : Baby I not yet shit wor 10:00 AM : (on messenger) Baby you know? Today I shitted twice! 18:30 PM: Baby I want to shit 20:00 PM: After dinner: My stomach pain I feel like shitting 22:00 PM: Before sleep I think I should shit tomorrowHunger
On weekends, my Yeobo will ask me this 3 questions.
- Whats for Breakfast?
- Whats for Lunch?
- Whats for Dinner?
Need to say more? the man talks when he is hungry.
Does your Hubby do the same? or is it just mine.FML
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If I’ve Known You Earlier
Posted by blurcheryl in The Husband & Wife Daily on October 22, 2010
- Me: Hey I’ve never seen your younger photos, except the one on Shynn’s table.
- Hubby: Yea, I didn’t know where are all the old photos is.
- Me: You were so fat in the photo, the only photo I saw, you were standing at the staircase there.
- Hubby: Standing at the staircase? Who I took the photo with?
- Me: I forgot with who
- Hubby: Why am I standing at the staircase?
- Me: How I know!
- Hubby: Which house wor?
- Me: How I know wor? Like I’ve known you since young meh? That was your younger photo lar. If I’d known you by then, I will not be married to you now lor. I’d say Fuck Off!
- (Me looking at Hubby expecting some response)
- Hubby: (*grin*) You’ve said all what I want to say to you.
- Me: I said it first!! Those are my words!
Shi Ni Di Yi Yan Wo Jiu Ren Chu Lai
It’s you (whom) I recognised at first glance 這是命運最美麗的安排
Zhe Shi Ming Yun Zui Mei Li De An Pai
This is fate’s most beautiful arrangement 是愛 讓你略過慢長等待
Shi Ai Rang Ni Lue Guo Man Chang De Deng Dai
It’s love (which) helped you tide over the long wait 我們只要現在相愛 幸福就來
Wo Men Zhi Yao Xian Zai Xiang Ai Xing Fu Jiu Lai
We only need to be in love now for happiness to arrive 恨我來不及參於你的過去
Hen Wo Lai Bu Ji Can Yu Ni De Guo Qu
I hate myself for not making it in time to be part of your past 抱歉讓你等待
Bao Qian Rang Ni Deng Dai
Sorry for making you wait 我願意付出一切交換
Wo Yuan Yi Fu Chu Yi Qie Jiao Huan
I’m willing to give everything to exchange 我靈魂的另一半
Wo Ling Hun De Ling Yi Ban
The other half of my soul 這個世界唯一的你 是我擁有的奇績
Zhe Ge Shi Jie Wei Yi De Ni Shi Wo Yong You De Qi Ji
This world’s one and only you, is the miracle that I possess 對我說的一字一句 都是我們的秘密
Due Wo Shuo De Yi Zi Yi Ju Dou Shi Wo Men De Mi Mi
Every word (you) spoke to me, is part of our secret 緊緊擁抱唯一的你 無可救藥的堅定
Jing Jing Yong Bao Wei Yi De Ni Wu Ke Jiu Yao De Jian Ding
Tightly embracing the one and only you, an uncontrollable resolute 就算世界與我為敵
Jiu Xuan Shi Jie Yu Wo Wei Di
Even if the world may become my enemy 我也願意 我什麼都願意
Wo Ye Yuan Yi Wo She Mo Dou Yuan Yi
I’m willing, I’m willing to (do) anything 看開過去所有的悲哀
Kan Kai Le Guo Qu Suo You De Bei Ai
Having seen past all of yesterday’s sorrows 都只是訓練我為妳 勇敢
Dou Zhi Shi Xun Lian Wo Wei Ni Yong Gang
It’s to train me to be brave for you 真愛 照亮了漆黑的夜晚
Zhen Ai Zhao Liang Le Qi Hei De Ye Wan
True love (has) lit up the dark night sky 尋找了彼此一輩子
Xun Zhao Le Pi Ci Yi Bei Zi
(We’ve) searched for each other our whole lives 再不分開
Zai Bu Fen Kai
(Let’s) not part again 恨我來不及參於你的過去
Hen Wo Lai Bu Ji Can Yu Ni De Guo Qu
I hate myself for not making it in time to be part of your past 抱歉讓你等待
Bao Qian Rang Ni Deng Dai
Sorry for making you wait 我願意付出一切交換
Wo Yuan Yi Fu Chu Yi Qie Jiao Huan
I’m willing to give everything to exchange 我靈魂的另一半
Wo Ling Hun De Ling Yi Ban
The other half of my soul I will climb the highest mountain
I will swim the deeper sea 對我說的一字一句 都是我們的秘密
Due Wo Shuo De Yi Zi Yi Ju Dou Shi Wo Men De Mi Mi
Every word (you) spoke to me, is part of our secret 緊緊擁抱唯一的你 無可救藥的堅定
Jing Jing Yong Bao Wei Yi De Ni Wu Ke Jiu Yao De Jian Ding
Tightly embracing the one and only you, an uncontrollable resolute 就算世界與我為敵
Jiu Xuan Shi Jie Yu Wo Wei Di
Even if the world may become my enemy 我也願意 我什麼都願意
Wo Ye Yuan Yi Wo She Mo Dou Yuan Yi
I’m willing, I’m willing to (do) anything 我願意付出一切交換
Wo Yuan Yi Fu Chu Yi Qie Jiao Huan
I’m willing to give everything to exchange 我靈魂的另一半
Wo Ling Hun De Ling Yi Ban
The other half of my soul I will climb the highest mountain
I will swim the deeper sea 就算(要我)上天下地
Jiu Suan (Yao Wo) Shang Tian Xia Di
Even if I may need to go up the heavens and down to hell 我什麼都願意為妳
Wo She Mo Dou Yuan Yi Wei Ni
I’m willing (to do) anything for you 緊緊擁抱唯一的你 無可救藥的堅定
Jing Jing Yong Bao Wei Yi De Ni Wu Ke Jiu Yao De Jian Ding
Tightly embracing the one and only you, an uncontrollable resolute 就算世界與我為敵
Jiu Xuan Shi Jie Yu Wo Wei Di
Even if the world may become my enemy 我也願意 我什麼都願意
Wo Ye Yuan Yi Wo She Mo Dou Yuan Yi
I’m willing, I’m willing to (do) anything Tweet
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