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You asked for it
Posted by blurcheryl in The Husband & Wife Daily on June 9, 2011
How To Kiss
Posted by blurcheryl in The Husband & Wife Daily on June 2, 2011
If I am going to follow Kim Kardashian Step by Step Guide to Kissing a guy:
I imagine this could happen. 1) Pok gai! (in Cantonese trips over and fall down on the street). Heels so high cannot walk properly, lost balance and fall. Look, even Lindsay Lohan look ugly when she Pok gai. I am not going to risk looking that ugly, eventhough I am pretty!
2) While holding hands, Yeobo got sweaty palm. so before I can wet my lips my palm will be full of sweat. I dont want!!!
3) In order to find an opportunity to be able to stop walking and quickly turn over without have to trip over and successfully kiss on the lips. First I need to avoid people, cannot go to KLCC park because JAKIM is there, cannot kiss in public because haram so maybe have to walk at the alley then yey!
Can stop dy!
Then Kena Robbed!
4) Take him by surprise and all that, I’ll get stare cock by Yeobo followed by ‘What the Fuck is all that about?’
5) Out of the blue, should be on the way to Police Station.
Not a good guide in Asian country like Malaysia to follow Kim Kardashian. Sure fail.
Tweet WOMAN vs MAN
Posted by blurcheryl in Shopping Bag Explode, The Husband & Wife Daily on April 29, 2011
Write this really quick.
I was attending a 2 days course in JW Marriot last week and took the opportunity to meet my best buddy, Wendy for dinner. Before dinner, we decided to window shop, and we walk to Sg Wang Plaza to check out the RM15-25 clothes when I saw the big four letter word S A L E ! I just gamely walk over to look at any simple pendant that I can walk out with just RM100-200 of damage. However I realized that my eyes immediately drawn to the Blue Sapphire pendant they were having promotion.
That’s it!! I am S O L D! I asked for more designs to see and the sales girl show me the more expensive ones with great discount. What happen next was ‘I cant remember clearly’. I think my Hubby should thank Wendy because she drag me out of the shop and asked me think and re-think.
Thanks Wendy, I am getting [This part censored, T & C] from Hubby. The next couple of days has been a hell to Hubby when I can’t stop asking him the same question again and again. I actually woke up middle of the night and whisper in his ear of my desire. Do you believe me? That’s what I plan to do. haha fyi I sleep like a pig!!
See below 2 beautiful charts that I have constructed that shows How Long It Takes For me to Decide to get the Sapphire Pendant and How Long It Takes for Him to give me a reply I wanted to hear.
The Data Collected/ Sample based on:
Men : My Hubby
Women: Mrshomely
Women’s Decision Making Compared to Men in Ratio. How Long It Takes
Women are so efficient!
TweetThe Married Life Conversation Chart
Posted by blurcheryl in The Husband & Wife Daily on January 24, 2011
This chart represent the daily conversations I have with my Yeobo (Korean fever again).
2 years of married life and this is happening.
Things I want to Hear
Everytime I would wonder if Yeobo would whisper romantic word like Sarang Haeyo to me or praise how beautiful I am. Instead all I get was he praising my ability to gain (?) number of kilos in the past 2 years, or him showing how he cares by call me fei chu chu! Aigoo FHL
Things Hubby Share
I think my Yeobo tells me everything, but who knows if he is keeping secret right? Like you didn’t know what a Secret means. Something you cannot tell la!
Bodily Functions
Not only that my Yeobo is so comfortable and happy with me that there is no chance at all he would be embarrassed for sharing with me everything about his bodily functions to me. What I meant by bodily functions include conversations like
On normal working day
06:30 AM : Baby I not yet shit wor 10:00 AM : (on messenger) Baby you know? Today I shitted twice! 18:30 PM: Baby I want to shit 20:00 PM: After dinner: My stomach pain I feel like shitting 22:00 PM: Before sleep I think I should shit tomorrowHunger
On weekends, my Yeobo will ask me this 3 questions.
- Whats for Breakfast?
- Whats for Lunch?
- Whats for Dinner?
Need to say more? the man talks when he is hungry.
Does your Hubby do the same? or is it just mine.FML
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